Funny Story Collection – For those of you who want to enjoy the funny stories here I provide a collection of funny stories for you. Because of this funny story collection can relieve your stress after a day exhausted working racked his brains. Here a lot of different stories. From start to mature until the funny stories funny stories that Jayus or dilucu-lucuin but not funny at all. hehe …
Indeed, we sometimes hard to find entertainment in times of stress the brain is to read the story again humor can be an effective alternative stress reliever and cheap. Entertainment was very important for you, do not get a job or task your coursework stress triggers that finally makes you sick.
Here are some collection of funny stories to your stress reliever:
Bet egg box
An elderly woman entered the Bank Indonesia (BI) with a suitcase of money. He was persuaded to be reunited with the Governor of BI. “I’ll open an account. The money will I save very, very big, “he said. Originally the bank staff hesitated, but eventually bring this old lady into the room the Governor of BI.
The governor asked, how much money will be saved. “Rp. 1 billion, “the woman said as she put the suitcase of money on the table. The bank governors of curiosity, “Sorry, my mother was a bit surprised. Where did the mother get this much cash? ”
“I won the guessing game!”
“Well, guess what kind, how big the stakes once?” The governor curious.
“Want an example? I believe burungmu egg shaped box! ”
“Huh …!” BI governor chuckled. “It guesses the most ridiculous I’ve ever heard. You can not win with guesses like that, “he said confidently.
“Ok, want to bet with me?” Challenged the old woman.
“Who’s afraid?,” Replied the governor. “I bet USD. 50 million, because I know my eggs are not a box! ”
“Ok, this is about money gedhe. Can I ask a lawyer here tomorrow at 10 am, as a witness? “Asked the old lady.
“Absolutely,” said central bank governor steady.
In the evening, he was restless. He then stood naked in front of the mirror. He rubbed rubbed her eggs, then move to the left to right repeatedly, make sure the eggs do not box. Until late at night, he finally convinced her eggs is really round, not square. So he believes tomorrow will win the bet.
Exactly at 10.00 am, the old woman came to the well-known lawyer, Si Sitompul. After introducing the origin Batak lawyer, he repeated the deal yesterday, “Rp. 50 million eggs burungmu to guess which box? “, Said the grandmother. BI governor agreed.
Afterwards, the old woman asks president to open his pants so that all can see the shape of eggs. Cash, central bank governor complaint. Unfortunately he could not refuse. This old lady egg ignore it reached the governor and felt rabanya.
“Well, never mind. money USD. 50 million is not small. Let my mother believed eggs do not box. “BI governor said excited. At the same time second old woman fumbled eggs president, his lawyer Si Sitompul visible limp while banging his head against the wall.
BI governor asked, “What about the lawyer?” This old lady replied calmly, “Ndak nothing. I bet him cuman Rp. 250 million, that at 10.00 this morning I could hold the president director of Bank Indonesia eggs! ”
Soldier and the Dancer
Long served on the battlefield makes soldiers were tired and lonely. To entertain them the commander to bring an exotic dancer from the nearest town. The commander himself understand, so do not go but straight into the office.
When the girl started dancing seductive, all soldiers who watched explode in the fray. They clapped their hands non-stop for 5 minutes. When the stripper started to undress outside and snaking sensual with a bra and g-string, the applause grew even longer, 10 minutes without stopping.
Madness increasingly become-so when the bra is removed. Applause sounds very lively and continued connecting more than 15 minutes. The commander asked them to quiet down to wait for dance peak.
Finally came the main dish. The dancers took off the last piece and meandering without a benangpun on her sexy body. Every now and then lifted or opened her legs wide as he inserted his finger into his mouth.
He also menungging toward the soldiers with a sigh. For 10 minutes he was doing his best dance. The commander had to imagine the roof of the room will collapse but strangely did not hear any sound. There is no pat tangam no loud cheers. Silence.
Exotic dancers ended the show and went into the room commander.
“What happened? Why there is no applause? “, Asked the commander.
The girl replied, “As if they could only clap with one hand Commander!”
If Batak American and Arab Meet
Once a man named Ucoklendir Silupahotang Batak was traveling from Jakarta to Hawaii with a plane ride …
Several other men sitting parallel to him, namely his native Javanese, Arab and American.
At lunchtime, Stewardess serve food to all passengers. When finished eating this Batak man noticed another man who was sitting parallel with it.
First of all he saw the Americans took out a $ 100 American money, clean the mouth and hands with it … and then discarded …
The Batak people surprised … “Bahh … why are you wasting your money 100 dollars it?”
With the American calmly replied (after translation ..) “Oh, just relax it rich Americans, are still a lot of dollars!”
So he saw the Arabs, after eating out a bottle of perfume that (certain) expensive … spray into hands and chest … and removed …
The Batak people surprised anymore …
“Bahh … why are you wasting your perfume is it? Kan is still much in it?? ”
With calm the Arab answer (also after the translation ..)
“Ah, just relax, do not you rich Arabs, are still a lot of oil in there!” …
Busyet, the Batak people startled half to death. Finally he took the man next to Java, he threw off the plane. This time the American men and
Arabs are shocked …
“Why did you throw him??”
Calmly the Batak people responded,
“Ah, calm sazza lah, Indonesia is rich, there are still many people there … Zawa
In Indonesia many creative artists are good at making stories funny humor that can make us laugh out loud because of humor. Humor Indonesia is not inferior to foreign humor, pobud smart and not crisp. Cerita Lucu